Mind Blown Skank
This chick/bird/slut is completely wrecked/trashed/gone. She's been popping pills/chugging booze/doing lines all night/day/weekend and she's lookin' worse for wear. Her {moves/dance are pathetic/hilarious/horrible and her clothes/outfit are a disaster/ridiculous/wildly inappropriate. She stumbles/waddles/flops around like she can't feel her legs/has no coordination/is made of jelly. This is a classic/prime example/ textbook case of what happens when you party too hard/lose control/push it too far. You gotta know your limits/boundaries/endurance, or else you end up lookin' like this wreck/disaster/train wreck.
Wul Tight an' Badmind Bashment
Dis yah sound a pure fire, yuh know. Dem deh selectors dem chuck di songs like dem crazy, an' di crowd dem a go wild. Dem a dance pon di floor all night long. Is a pure gathering, yuh feel mi?
- Expect some wicked riddims from di likes of Buju Banton.
- Don your most comfortable shoes, 'cause yuh a go be on the move .
- Prepare yourself fi a proper bashment experience.
Boogieing to this Beat of Wicked Rhythm
The bass slaps like a bully, and the beat is heavy. The crowd, a hive of movers, go themselves totally possessed. The air is thick with sweat.
This ain't no dance floor; this is Badmind Shell, website and they are the chaos.
The Ultimate Jamboree
Get ready to unleash your inner goomba and prepare for a blast of a time at the legendary Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree! This ain't no ordinary gig, it's a full-on riot of toe-tappin' tunes that'll leave you speechless.
- Prepare for a marathon of the best ska bands this side of the cosmos
- Slip on most outrageous getup and shimmy your way to the front of the dance floor!
- Feast a selection of scrumptious eats that'll keep you fueled up for all night long.
Heck yeah miss out on this epic experience! The Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree is gonna be a tale you'll never forget!
Dem Bad Vibes, Tight Up Style
Yuh know seh some people dem jus' like fi carry negativity, mek di whole place feel heavy. But we nah go down to dat, yuh hear? We gotta stay strong and keep our own style tight.
It's all about attitude, bredda. We gotta stay true. When people come with dem bad energy, just let it go. Don't get involved. Just keep it moving.
We gotta remember seh we in control of our own destiny. So let's keep dem bad vibes out and make a difference.
Moving with the Music, Resisting Hate
Dippin' and swayin'/bobbin'/jiggin' through the shell of this world/scene/society, we ain't givin' in to no badmind/hatred/vibes. We keep it movin'/stay true/push forward with a heart full of rhythm/love/joy and a soul that's ready/fired up/vibrant to bust a move/dance the night away/celebrate life. The beat/music/sound is callin', and we answer with moves/energy/passion, lettin' the good vibes flow/shine/spread.
It ain't about the competition/judgement/drama, it's about findin' your own groove/flow/beat and movin' to it with pride/confidence/freedom. {Shell shock? Nah. We got shellshock therapy, delivered in doses of rhythm and unity/love/respect. Join the circle, let the music/energy/vibes carry you away, and remember: we skankin' through shell, defyin'/overcomin'/ignorning badmind every step of the way.